Thanks for the fav!

True Friendship
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick, ..stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Thank for the

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I've always been paranoid, even before it became a trend

Thank you for the on 'Chompy Says...' *Waves*

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The FireHawk's Realm

West Mersey police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

arttttt-ah

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I've always been paranoid, even before it became a trend

HEY!!! Jamie!? is this THEE Jamie I know!? Jamie!!! hi!!! It's me!! ......you don't know who I am do you? here let me give ya a hint "Insert perverted comment here* ^^ *snickers*

ARHG,My heart- its bleeeding and its all your fault

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I've always been paranoid, even before it became a trend

Hi, Jamie!

...POKE.

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K- Krystal. My name.
Shinju- "pearl": My birthstone.
88- My birthyear.
Put 'em together- you got K-Shinju88! That's ME!!!